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Beyond the Banana - A Pre-NYE Toast to Your Vagina


For the love of fruits and veggies....

Hey, Sexy.  

Why do cucumbers wear condoms? 

Does pineapple make your vagina taste sweeter?

What if Bananarama had a long lost sister?

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To ensure our sexual health is on fleek in 2021, we're ditching the booze this NYE for a frothy fruity conconction that your vagina will love (no banana needed). 

Megan’s Pineapple Cucumber Detox Drink

  • ½ cucumber organic and skin on
  • 1 cup pineapple 
  • ½ cup water
  • Squeeze of lemon juice
  • Handful of ice
  • Optional tsp of fresh ginger 

Toss it all in your blender and blend it up....  Easy like morning sex! 

Cucumbers are mostly water and contain tons of anti-inflammatories and antioxidants that reduce bloat and swelling. They also contain potassium, a natural detoxer, and silica, a secret weapon for nails and hair, which helps them grow strong and shiny.

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Pineapple is a great metabolism booster, and it’s full of healthy vitamins and antioxidants like Vitamin C which is great for your skin. Now…. let’s address that urban myth that drinking pineapple juice will make your vagina taste sweeter ~ well you are what you eat and you’ll have a whole lot of fun testing that theory out ;).

So detox and get down and dirty. 

Cheers!

Megan & Alyssa

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