For the love of fruits and veggies....
Why do cucumbers wear condoms?
Does pineapple make your vagina taste sweeter?
What if Bananarama had a long lost sister?
To ensure our sexual health is on fleek in 2021, we're ditching the booze this NYE for a frothy fruity conconction that your vagina will love (no banana needed).
Megan’s Pineapple Cucumber Detox Drink
- ½ cucumber organic and skin on
- 1 cup pineapple
- ½ cup water
- Squeeze of lemon juice
- Handful of ice
- Optional tsp of fresh ginger
Toss it all in your blender and blend it up.... Easy like morning sex!
Cucumbers are mostly water and contain tons of anti-inflammatories and antioxidants that reduce bloat and swelling. They also contain potassium, a natural detoxer, and silica, a secret weapon for nails and hair, which helps them grow strong and shiny.
Pineapple is a great metabolism booster, and it’s full of healthy vitamins and antioxidants like Vitamin C which is great for your skin. Now…. let’s address that urban myth that drinking pineapple juice will make your vagina taste sweeter ~ well you are what you eat and you’ll have a whole lot of fun testing that theory out ;).
So detox and get down and dirty.
Megan & Alyssa