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In Defense of the Drunken Text

Let the holiday texting season begin!  Thanksgiving Eve is one of the sexiest nights of the year.  But alas, this time around we have a curfew and no kissing allowed.   We commiserate.  And we want to make you laugh, while you sit in your pajamas.  Drinking wine.  On your sofa.   You know what happens next…. Here are three tips to make your drunken, regrettable texts go right: 1) Why have a glass of wine when a bottle can make all the difference?  Take Hey to Send nudes in 30 minutes or less.  2) Put on a lacy blindfold and text Who wants this tonight???? with said pic to 50 people in a group text.  First one to respond wins. 3) Received that predictable Happy Thanksgiving! Or How are you? text from that shady Ghost...

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Omelets and Orgasms

"Learn how to cook a fucking omelet.... I mean, what nicer thing could you do for somebody than make them breakfast.  You look good doing it and its a nice thing to do for somebody you just had sex with.  It's good for the world." Anthony Bourdain made us hungry.   He taught us that lust is not a sin.  That like sex, food is PLEASURE and ADVENTURE and POWER.  Omelets and Orgasms is our new favorite holiday pairing.  What's yours? 🖤 A post-sex omelet with our lace blindfold  that doubles as an impromptu hair tie 🖤 Spicy Chinese noodles and dim-sum takeout with The Fire Starter  tucked away in a nearby kitchen drawer 🖤 Late nite pizza, bunny ears and a trench coat, because threesomes can...

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Change Up Your Pre-Sex Warm Up

Your mind is the sexiest thing about you.    And it needs some stimulation these days.  It's bored.... Warm up your mind and turn your sex life up a notch.  Consider it the 20 Minute Workout for your desire. ;)  We're here to help you hit pause on work and kids and politics and push play on your own arousal.  Arousal can start before any actual sex and make it waaaayyyy more intense.  And fun, pleasurable sex leads to more sex.  Who doesn't want more good sex???!!! Here are three alternative ways to rev up your desire in 20 minutes or less.  1) Tune in to Dipsea and turn yourself on. Dipsea produces sexy audio stories to fire up your imagination and get you in the mood.  Unlike traditional...

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We Love a Good Package!!

What's your condom story??  We all have a couple in our back pocket. ;) Condoms that are difficult to open not only kill the vibe but have a higher risk of tearing the condom when opening, which can put you and your mate at higher risk for STDs and pregnancy.  That's why we chose to package our Clean and Chic Condoms in these sexy little buttercups that are easy to open and reduce any chances of tearing and vibe killing.  Kinda special, if we do say so ourselves.  Take a look: Save your teeth for other things, Megan & Alyssa P.S. -- No harmful chemicals, fragrances, spermicides, hormones or condom fumbling allowed!! P.S.S. -- As Lady Gaga says, the condom is...

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How to Have Sex Using a Condom and F-ing Love It

Oh the condom.  We know slapping one on is the right thing to do but most times we're ambivalent, love 'em or leave 'em.  Until that one time we didn't use one and we realize how fucked we really could be....  It's time to fall in love with the condom and make it your obedient servant. :) Let's start by making the act of putting one on sexy as hell.  Take charge.  Then relax knowing you can just enjoy the moment instead of thinking about all those crappy STDs lurking out there or that oops baby you definitely don't want.   Here are five tricks to try that will enhance your pleasure and your partner's: 1) Use lube. Condoms create more friction than skin-on-skin.  Lube reduces the friction and...

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